You Know you are a dog
*You have used your dog's shampoo
*You have tasted a dog biscuit to make sure it's good enough
*You have lied to your spouse to keep or protect a dog
*You'd rather shop for dog stuff than people stuff
*Your dog has her own email address...
*And sends and receives email in her name
*You neglect to send Christmas cards to your human friends, but send them
all over the world to dogs, from your dog.
*You cry watching "Emergency Vets"
*You cry watching Lassie
*You critique dog food commercials
*You have smuggled a dog or puppy into a public place so they didn't have to
be alone in the car
*You don't visit people who don't let your dogs in their house
*Your dog has her own Christmas stocking and gets presents from "Santa"
*You can pluck a dog hair from your food and finish eating without batting
*You refer to your friends as "Rover's mom" or "Fluffy's dad", etc
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